(Just pretend you read all of this yesterday…or that it is yesterday…because that’s when it all happened and not when this was posted because life happened and hitting the ‘Publish’ button didn’t. The end)
Day one. Well, technically, day two. Either way, Tim was out the door this morning at 3-something to get his run in and Kellan and I went later on, so we’re both working on our daily buff. Apparently there are 100 days until the end of this competition he has at work.
98 to go.
Now, can we talk about something else that is entirely more pertinent?
Like this bird situation we are STILL having?
Kellan and I came home from our run this morning and found that a bird sacrifice had taken place in our front lawn.
I’m pretty sure that is a headless bird by our new tree that I was planning on watering today. I can’t be for certain because I’m not about to get close to it and it go all voodoo on me.
I have no idea why the birds would decide to do something like this. It’s not like it will help their situation. Like, at all.
Strength in numbers, fellas.
Over the weekend, Tim had to clean up two more dead birds in our side yard.
It’s getting beyond ridiculous. BIRDS. Who knew they could be so damn irritating. Nowhere is safe or sanitary.
An hour after we wash off the driveway and porch?
Bird feathers and poo and disgustingness is everywhere. Again.
The county? Why don’t I get help there?
WELL. Let’s talk about that.
They aren’t helping.
Even though they said to call back if we had more than five dead birds “on our property.”
Newsflash: We are well over having five dead birds “on our property” at this point.
They consider them – the pigeons, because let’s call them what they are – a “nuisance” and suggest I “google” ways to deter them.
I’m not exactly sure google can help me figure out why they’re just flat out falling from the sky, dead as a doornail, and landing in our yard.
But, I guess you know what you’re talking about
You’re the expert….
PS: If you’re shy but are definitely going to do this buffness with me…with us…can you just repeat, over and over, “I will be BUFF!” That way, I’ll feel your buffness vibes.