It’s bullet point Friday. It’s about all I have the energy/time/whatever for.
As much as I need a break sometimes, it feels strange when Kellan isn’t near me. When I say “near me” I mean within touching distance. I guess it’s because he’s been that close to me for nine months…
We did the grandparent switch-off yesterday. We have ten more days of help before we’re on our own.
The switch-off resulted in Kellan and me alone for…well, from 10am to close to 4pm. And he had A DAY yesterday. Let’s just say I’m still exhausted from the back to back to back to back mini meltdowns.
Why am I SO tired? All I want to do is sleep. And drink water. It’s like my thirst is never quenched.
Kellan is an expert at making a giant assplosion right after we finish changing him. And he’s not a fan of diaper changes at all.
Along the lines of diapers, Kellan has also managed to give Tim multiple golden showers. Luckily I’ve only been hit once…so far.
And along the lines of assplosions, there is no doubt when Kellan has had one. OMG. How on Earth can his tiny cheeks flap so violently?! The volume and projection of his poo defies all kinds of physical laws, I’m pretty certain.
The record for outfit changes in one day stands at three. As of yesterday we only had four outfits that fit him. Then Tim realized the gravity of the clothing situation and went out and bought more.
I think total diaper changes in a day is 12. Those 3am changes get a bit fuzzy.
We had a milestone Leap Day. Kellan lost his umbilical cord stump. He’s growing up so fast already!!
And because we’re at the end of our nursing session, a Kellan picture fix: The Comb Over