Scene: on the couch after dinner. Kellan is sitting on a towel on the couch and I am feeding him yobaby peach yogurt because he was hungry.
Me: Aw….Kellan’s tiny smacking sounds while he’s eating are so cute!!
Tim: You never say that about me. So *my* smacking sounds aren’t cute??
Awkward, too long of a pause before answering
Me: …umm….I could say they are but…
Tim: Then you’d be lying.
Me: ….
End scene.

LOL!
Haha. Yes, grown man smakcing sounds are just gross!