This is probably more than anyone – myself included – wanted to know about pregnancy.
It’s one of those things that happen annnnd we all know it’s coming, except….the first time it does happen?
You’re not really prepared.
There is no preparation possible.
Especially at two in the morning.
I woke up – again – to take my fifteen millionth trip to the bathroom and what do I feel on my shirt?
This is about the best paraphrasing I can do with what was going on in my two am brain once I realized that my shirt…was wet:
Why is my shirt wet?
Am I drooling? (apparently this is also a pregnancy side effect)
It’s my boob.
It’s drooling…no…it’s LEAKING.
MY BOOB IS LEAKING.
MY SHIRT IS WET AND MY BOOB…LEAKING!
Seriously. You have no idea how weird I felt knowing there was liquid coming out of my boob. I sat there and stared at the wet spot on my shirt like, “Holy WOW. This is really happening….“
I’m still not entirely sure how I feel about it.
I’m part freaking out OMG LEAKING BOOB and part OMG! THIS IS AWESOME!